Matters of Somewhat Importance

March 3, 2010

From: Worldwide Headquarters – Brussels

To: Partners, Pals and Amateur Taxidermists

Alas, we have arrived at that dubious time of year, when the days grow longer and brighter, yet the cold hand of winter continues to slip through the fireman’s flap on your red flannel union suit. While you ponder clambering up the attic stairs to exchange the electric blanket for your white leather loafers, we invite you to enjoy a Bavarian Rose Teacup of news from the Hookers.

  • Two of our latest television commercials for Charleston CVB are now airing. Click to watch “Carriage” and “Lamplersville.”
  • New print work was released for Blue Heron Property Services, which can be seen here.
  • We are proud to introduce Bobby Johnston as the newest Hooker. Bobby, a 2008 College of Charleston graduate, will serve as our Production/Traffic Coordinator.
  • We are proud to welcome SpiritLine Cruises and Bulldog Tours to our client roster.

With spring rounding the clubhouse turn, you may be tugging on your earlobe, wondering if your customers would enjoy being greeted by a fresh display of advertising. Indeed they would. Simply phone us with your wishes and we will pause our in-depth discussion about Nigerian Dwarf Goats in order to provide you with a strategy and a well hemmed plan to create eye catching advertisements that will both surprise and delight customers.

We wholeheartedly thank you for your time and look forward to conversing with you soon.

Cheers and A Good Day To You and Yours,

The Management


~ by hookusa on March 3, 2010.

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